[miranda]
Hi thurston moore, this is miranda from the midget
Stooges
Ahm we... we've just recorded some new songs
And i was wondering if you'd like to hear them
They might be good on single
Could you call the school please

[thurston]
Sister madness happy sad kiss - came today
Holding court on a fuzzy matress - wails away
Mister muscle man you've got to - stop and think
That there was a time when god was - dressed in pink
System chaos porno hate boss - magic cries
Power freak afraid to speak if god - decides
So long liv tyler and yeah jay jagger - i know they can
Marital trauma oh poor madonna - i'm the man
Hello fucker meet yr maker sick - and stained
Queen bee and her pals are not the ones - to blame

Will you kill yr boyfriend for me - sister dear
I implore thee i out score thee - free and clear
Queen bee queen bee can't you see me - in your mirror