"This is the greatest
And best song in the world, tribute"

(Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road and he said)

"Play the best song in the world
Or I'll eat your soul, soul"

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other
And we each said, okay
And we played the first thing
That came to our heads just so happened to be
The best song in the world

It was the best song in the world
Look into my eyes
And it's easy to see
One and one make two
Two and one make three

It was destiny once every
Hundred-thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine
And the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow

Needless to say, the beast was stunned
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us, snort be you angels
And we said, nay, we are but men rock

This is not the greatest song in the world
No this is just a tribute
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world
No, no this is a tribute

Oh, to the greatest song in the world, alright
It was the greatest song in the world, alright
It was the best muthafuckin' song
The greatest song in the world
Oh, Mama Lucifer

And the peculiar thing is this my friends
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this song
This is just a tribute, you gotta believe me
And I wish you were there just a matter of opinion

Ah, fuck, good God gotta help me now
I'm so surprised to find you can't stop me now
I'm on fire oh hallelujah I'm found
Rich motherfucker could fuck a duck
Oh, oh, alright