Captain: Are ya ready kids?
Kids: Ai, ai, Captain!
Captain: I can't here you!
Kids: Ai, ai, Captain!
Captain: Ohhhhh!

Captain: Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous, is he?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense is something you wish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Them drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?
Both: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Both: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Both: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Both: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Sponge Bob Square Pants?
Captain: Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha...