Irving!!, where are my maxi pads??
Help me find them before i paint the whole house red!!
You men have it soooo easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'm passing clots the size of basketballs!!!

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Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues

Oh god, it's stained through onto my new dress!!
God damn it, why'd this have to happen now??
I can't go out like this, i look like i've been shot!!
Ohhh...you're hungry are you?
Well come here irving darling...
How about a bloody mary!!!

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