I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was i beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

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I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, i should've been told

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I wish i had some god damn milk
My cheerios just ain't the same
I wish i had some god damn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mother buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If i get sick, the toilet is near

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