Kathy:
Fridaaaaay!!

Darren:
Hey Kathy! I just wanna thank you for giving the best party of all time. It was absolutely incredible and I don't care what anyone says about you, you're actually really cool. Best party ever, woo!

There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
There's a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a black top blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn!

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the floor
With my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn!

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bars
So we hit the boulevards

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping int he dark
Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday Night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Oh whoa oh

This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh-whoa-oh
This Friday night
Do it all again.

Kathy: Woo, oooh noo!

Mother: What do you think this egg was doing on the sto..?

Father: I have no idea, it's just...!

Mother: Kathy Beth Terry, what happened to your room?

Kathy: Oh...mom, dad!!

Father: And why is there some lost boy in your bed?

Kathy: I don't know anything! I just woke up..and..my solar system was off of the post!

Father: My goodness, so irresponsble?

Mother: And what is uncle Kenny doing on the couch?

Kathy: I don't know it... it was Rebecca! She had a party!

Father: No, Rebecca Black is a nice girl!

Mother: Yeah, I don't think she would've started this, honey!

Kathy: Why are you home so early from the convention?

Father: Well I got some crazy texts from uncle Kenny saying that he was gonna start playing the sax again.

Mother: Yeah, we had to get home right away to see what that was all about.

Father: Can't let that happen.

Kathy: I love you guys, but uncle Kenny told me you used to be fun on Friday.

Father: Kid Kathy... we invented Fridays!

Kathy: I need to sleep it off!

Parents: Good night honey!

Darren: Your uncle was Kenny G! Best party ever, woo!

Father: When your mom and I were young, we... we... we used to party... you know...

Mother: What happened to your ... was so hard hot?

Father: You know... sleep all day, party all night. That was a... a model right?

Mother: Something like that...

Father: Honey, let's go out on Friday night!

Kathy: That was aweeeesome mom! Kenny was awesome!
Oh my God, it's too hot!