It's always the same
always ashamed
Story telling
"When I can't come in"
To a hopeless troglodyte
One more time
my answer stands
I swear I mean "no offense"
But you better learn to read
It's all about membership

Hey, for young and old
Ugly girls and boys
I put you on my list
And make you clap to this mayhem
I just don't need that trip
But only one can win
And soon you'll say that's him

[Chorus x2]
D V N O
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am

[Refrain x2]
Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are waxed
They all know I'm coming
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

[Chorus x2]

[Refrain]

[Chorus]