Gravity plays favorites, I know it cause I saw.
Honest to god officer it's awful. [Awful...]
Down at work, I'm getting too familiar with the floor
Trading in my talents by the mouthful.

Hate to break it to you, but it's out of my control,
Forces go to work while we are sleeping. [Sleeping...]
If I could attack with a more sensible approach
Obviously that's what I'd be doing [Right?!]
Someone tell her,
Someone get her off!

[Now!]
Necks are cracking sideways,
Hit me from the back side.
I am on the white side,
You are on the black side.
Cut a piece that's bite size,
Shoot me from my good side.
If you got a straight line,
This would be a good time.

Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all,
Some of us are getting mighty lucky [aren't we?]
If you had to live with this, you'd rather lie than fall,
[You think I can't fly...?] Well you just watch me! Watch me!

Someone tell her,
Someone get her off!

You can do it!
Good girl (recites ABC's)
[Right] Right foot
[Left] Left foot
That's just the way we showed you
Look it's in colour!
Someone's in our seats dad!
Posture, Oh oh oh
Posture, Oh oh-
Look I think he's going now...
Oh my god I'm gonna see if he's moving ok?

I think we've lost him!

[Now!]
Necks are cracking sideways,
Hit me from the back side.
I am on the thin side,
You are on the fat side.
Cut a piece that's bite size,
Shoot me from my bad side.
If you want a straight line,
This would be a good time.

The sky is always falling down on me,
The sky is always falling, falling.
The sky is always falling down on me,
So officer, forgive me, please!