It seems like years ago
That the headlines read:
Lord Lucan is missing (x2)

Lord Lucan is missing (x4)

Fleet Street looked everywhere
And the police did too
Lord Lucan is missing (x2)

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Miss him at the Clearmont Club
Or in The South of France
Playing on the roulette wheel
In another game of chance

Lord Lucan is missing (x2)

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