GIRLS!!!
All I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's a chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl who ran away
She liked my home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed they're gay
So I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I saw her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!