She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter - we warn ya
She lives in a treehouse
In Burbank, California

Along with her nephew
He says "spew" - He's cheerful
Then his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful

She's grumpy - He's happy
It's generation-gappy
Take a whirl with the squirrels
Skippy and Slappy!

Ah, put a sock in it!

That's my . . . . Aunt Slappy!